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ash-house-wares:

I have been waiting 4 months to make this.

the-internet-has-ruined-my-life:

FUCK I DIDN’T EVEN REALIZE THIS WAS FORESHADOWING UNTIL THIS MOMENT RIGHT NOW FUCK

Best of Felicity Smoak

1x14 ‘The Odyssey’ - “I’m not that blonde”

  • me:

    *owns 264 unread books*

  • me:

    *buys 17 new books*

  • me:

    *rereads harry potter*

drunktrophywife:

ICONIC

get to know me meme: favorite female characters [5/5] → Tami Taylor

"Okay, don’t call me lady. Hate that. Thanks so much."

desertblessingoceancurse:

when your friend comes over but all you do is sit next to each other and use the internet

true friendship

You hacked into a prison system network?

  • guys:

    uh why do girls care so much about being skinny? it's so annoying

  • guys:

    ew fat chicks

  • guys:

    why do girls care so much about shopping and romance and nail polish lol so annoying

  • guys:

    ew crazy butch lesbian manly feminazis why can't they act more feminine lol

  • guys:

    why do girls wear makeup they look so much better without it

  • guys:

    oh i'm so sorry are you sick? tired? dying?

  • guys:

    haha girls suck at math/science/sports

  • guys:

    a girl who does math/science/sports? well? get back in the kitchen that shits not gonna get you a husband

  • guys:

    why are girls so sensitive when we look at their boobs or something c'mon with that top you're asking for it

  • guys:

    oh my god a gay guy just hit on me how fucking disgusting what a creeper doesn't he have any boundaries?

- Good Lord, did you walk here?

- I did.