I have been waiting 4 months to make this.
FUCK I DIDN’T EVEN REALIZE THIS WAS FORESHADOWING UNTIL THIS MOMENT RIGHT NOW FUCK
1x14 ‘The Odyssey’ - “I’m not that blonde”
*owns 264 unread books*
*buys 17 new books*
*rereads harry potter*
get to know me meme: favorite female characters [5/5] → Tami Taylor
"Okay, don’t call me lady. Hate that. Thanks so much."
when your friend comes over but all you do is sit next to each other and use the internet
You hacked into a prison system network?
#slytherins aren’t evil #slytherins are self-serving #slytherins are loyal to what is THEIRS and theirs alone #if the fact that narcissa malfoy #a slytherin #will LIE to the dark lord about his greatest foe being alive #over the smallest hope of saving her son doesn’t tell you that #then idk how to help you
count yourself honoured if a slytherin decides that you are theirs. they will kill for you. they won’t die for you, because where would be the use in that, but they will do everything else.
uh why do girls care so much about being skinny? it's so annoying
ew fat chicks
why do girls care so much about shopping and romance and nail polish lol so annoying
ew crazy butch lesbian manly feminazis why can't they act more feminine lol
why do girls wear makeup they look so much better without it
oh i'm so sorry are you sick? tired? dying?
haha girls suck at math/science/sports
a girl who does math/science/sports? well? get back in the kitchen that shits not gonna get you a husband
why are girls so sensitive when we look at their boobs or something c'mon with that top you're asking for it
oh my god a gay guy just hit on me how fucking disgusting what a creeper doesn't he have any boundaries?
- Good Lord, did you walk here?
- I did.